I'm the kind of guy who likes to bring joy to people who are sad, Some people might say I'm a hero. I use the ultimate symbol of happiness, Jar Jar Binks. I wear an elaborate Jar Jar costume/mask while trying to help. I wanted to help some really depressed people, so I put on my costume and hung around the cemetary. A funeral started, it was for a man that died. His wife and family were there. I tried to cheer them up by doing Jar Jar dances, and yelling Jar Jar quotes at the top of my lungs. I stood next to the priest who was talking and screamed. I danced around, pulled up clumps of dirt and threw them, and made loud noises with my air horn. Some guy told me to get out of there but I didn't listen. I pulled out my toy light saber and started poking the corpse with it while singing Jar Jar songs. People started yelling at me and others were crying. Some people began to chase me but I ran around, screaming. Eventually, the dead guys brother punched me. Do you think I should sue him?
2006-12-01 06:20:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
seriously, you must have too much time on your hand to come up with this nonsense. kinda funny though. you should get some people together and get this stuff on film. i'd watch it. but stop with the suing stuff, gets boring!
2006-12-01 06:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by gabriela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa. Sue His Pants Off! He cannot go around Chasing and Trying and succeding once in hitting you! You Are A celebrity! And about to be a entrepenuear, going in the guiness book of world records as the man who made the most money via sueing in 2006!
Wooot! go you!
2006-12-01 06:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by smokingstonersweetheart 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mail him a Jar Jar Binks bracelet
2006-12-01 06:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by Random22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you shouldn't sue him. That was VERY disrespectful of you. That is time for mourning. I understand making people feel better, but at a funeral? What were you thinking??????
2006-12-01 06:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah your a real martyr man
2006-12-01 06:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried medication??
2006-12-01 06:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by ready2rumble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...this is 2 minutes of my life i will never get back...
2006-12-01 06:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by shasta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are telling a damn lie, grow up.
2006-12-01 06:24:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
follow your heart...
2006-12-01 06:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by AdviceGuy399 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, what were you thinking???
2006-12-01 06:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋