One day a man, was sitting feeling sorry for himself & getting rather jealous of his wife.
He being a Christain man, started to pray to God..
and he prayed, "Lord, why cant I have it easy as my wife does?"
She stays home all day, cleans a bit, watches our kids play, while I have to work So hard at work, finance, being a husband ect.
Its not fair, I wish I wasnt a man!o that evening, the Lord answered the mans prayer.The next morning the man awoke to find he was a woman.
He was so happy he jumped out of bed and squeezed his wife-who had turned into a man.
Falling to his knees, he thanked the God for blessing and making
his wife the man, instead.
A week went by, then the Changed man, started calling out to God once more, "Oh, Dear God...Being a woman is Way too hard, Ive gone through so much, the kids are something else, the house chores never end, while my changed wife does nothing! God answered, "I will change you back, but you have to wait 9 months".. Because youre pregnant
2006-12-01 06:16:16 · 6 answers · asked by Such A Chicka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhahaha!! That's a nice one!! You go girl!!! And keep shooting it.
2006-12-01 06:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-12-01 06:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading your Joke Hun, Even God must have wished he incorporated this into the New testament.
2006-12-01 06:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...hahahaha
2006-12-01 08:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh
2006-12-01 06:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by sandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE !!!
2006-12-01 14:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋