2006-12-01 06:13:56 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He made me fall in love with a guy who lived 2225 miles away from me
2006-12-01 06:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't play jokes, people play jokes!
2006-12-01 14:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by Gerry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God has never played a joke on me..........although I played several on myself with a flawed belief system.
2006-12-01 14:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Christians
2006-12-01 14:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by keith s 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Never because GOD is full of Love..It is the enemy(Satan) playing cruely tricks on U..He is a liar(Satan), and he hates U.I would advise U to ask GOD to forgive U of a such absurd remark, and ask hime to come into your life, and build a personal relationship, were U can trust him through his Son Jesus Christ...Jesus Christ took a god-awful beating,like no other man can imagine to die for U, and U mock his death on the cross with a ridiculous question like that...U should b reported.
2006-12-01 14:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Change the accusation from God to Satan after all it is Satan who gets kicks leading mugs like you on to blaming God for what Satan himself has tricked you into saying.
Satan wants you to ask stupid questions like this and is laughing at your blind arrogance. God, you cannot mock because you yourself reap what you sow. You are only cutting your own nose and the harder you try the more and more you cutting your nose off.
Satan knows he is lost but he gets great glee taking you with him to destruction. Be all cocky and full of jibes now but Jesus didn't die for you unrepentant crowd but for his loyal followers. When God's day comes as promised and it will, you will not be so quick to be so loud mouthed.
2006-12-01 14:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
One time I was in the bathtub and God made my rubber ducky come to life and drink up all the bathwater. I was like "God!!! You trickster!"
2006-12-01 14:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mankind.
2006-12-01 14:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by mother_flower 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
never played a joke on me.
2006-12-01 14:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by Tom B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am the only person i know with artificial legs and real feet
2006-12-01 14:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋