2006-12-01 06:09:01 · 35 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
killing me.
2006-12-01 06:09:58 · update #1
Ask Grinner for his. He's been using the pages to skin up. It's only got Judges and Lamentations left and he doesn't like the sound of them. Thinks they'll have a negative influence on his smoking pleasure.
2006-12-01 11:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why spank you ... its not that you need a thinner Bible vs he should be setting the example of being a loving husband like Jesus was to the church. This isn't a loving husband or a loving wife ...
2006-12-01 06:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by ahh4theday 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Buy him a DVD of The Passion of the Christ and get him to spank you with that. It'll be less painful than having to watch it.
2006-12-01 10:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this the correct way to Level 2?
2006-12-01 07:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jeshua 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are tiny pocket versions of the New testament you can find at your local Christian bookstore I'm sure. They are only about 3'' tall, 2'' wide and not even an inch thick. ;)
2006-12-01 06:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Replace his bible with a copy of the Kama Sutra.
If nothing else, it'll give him better reading material...
2006-12-01 14:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you like I can recommend a site where you can a good selection of wooden or leather paddles which are much easier to use than a book and more effective
2006-12-01 06:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hit him back with War And Peace
2006-12-01 06:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Musicol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get the CD or DVD version :0
2006-12-01 06:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Boring Old Fart 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can only recommend that you spank him back.
Whats the saying - 'Give as you wish to receive' or is it 'Do unto others as they do unto to you'.
2006-12-01 06:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋