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Any other suggestions greatfully accepted.

2006-12-01 06:04:37 · 62 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Pets Dogs

62 answers

You need to kick it right between its balls. It takes practise.

2006-12-01 06:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3 24

Re other suggestions, maybe a good kicking would be a positive thing for you weirdo..... Thats how psyco killers tend to get started, abusing animals because normal people think they are tossers .... Hope you have'nt got any kids, if you have will or do you kick them when you don't get your own way. You're scary, one of these days don't be suprised if it chews your face off if you come in drunk one night, know the saying, "what goes around comes around". Suggest you give the dog to somebody who cares, and has a rounded personality unlike yourself

2006-12-01 06:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Look up training dogs on the internet and STOP kicking the poor little dog already!
You could try using a strong louder but not shouting voice and say "out" or "go". Do this for a week or so. Point away from you when you do it.
Love the dog and it may love you back!

2006-12-01 06:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Rosey 2 · 2 0

You need lead weight training for your ear.
e.g If you your dog is on your right hand side place the lead in your left ear.
If the dog is on your left hand side then place the lead in your right ear.
This will teach the dog which side to go when you try this feat.

Oh!
One more thing you need someone ( a friend ) to place the lead in your ear with a revolver. As a dogs good friend, may I offer my training services to you for free.We dont want you falling on top of the dog now do we?

2006-12-01 09:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If someone kicked you, would you get out of the way? No, you'd go & kick 'em back wouldn't you? If you can't stand your dog being close to you, you shouldn't have a dog.

I think it's YOU that needs training, not the dog.

2006-12-01 06:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I hope your dog bites you next time you kick him, he is only getting afraid of you and in turn he will never respect you if you abuse him, So do him a favour hand him into the local rehoming centre with a generous donation for them to find him a kind loving home.

2006-12-01 06:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

How can you be so cruel? You don't train an animal by abusing it!There are so many ways to train an animal without abusing them, and if you would just learn how , you would not have this problem. Animals are so loyal and loving to their owners that they should be treated the same way. They do not under any circumstances deserve to be abused in any way. You should be ashamed of yourself for treating your poor dog this way. Please stop hurting your dog and educate yourself on the right way to train them, or please give your dog to someone who can love it the way it deserves to be loved.I have 5 dogs myself and have absolutely no problems training mine!

2006-12-01 10:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When will you learn that you should never kick any animal? That's cruel. Invest some time into learning how YOU can behave so your dog will learn. Try obedience classes or at least invest in a decent training guide.

2006-12-01 06:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by Didi 3 · 3 1

you better hope you keep your bedroom door closed at night. your poor dog may come in while you are sleeping and rip your ba**s off. and i dont know if anyone ever told you this but a dog is only as smart as his owner. and obviously you have no conscience or heart. remember that the next time you decide to abuse your dog. you want another suggestion? i suggest you get off the computer and admit yourself to a mental institution. your sick in the head.

2006-12-01 06:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You shouldn't kick your dog. It will come to dislike you at a time. If you keep abusing it, the dog will soon see that you don't care for it. You should gently nudge it, not kick it. You're cruel.

2006-12-01 06:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Kris 2 · 2 0

Think this guy is just a wind up merchant. Check out his other questions! He seems to have a perverse sense of humour. Hopefully, he doesn't have a dog.

2006-12-01 07:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by Sue S 1 · 0 0

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