A guy was born with three testicles but this gave him a complex. When he was older he went to see the Doc and talk over his 'problem'. The Doc told him not to worry as he is a man in a million. A few years later he went horse racing with a group of friends, but he had a disasterous day. No money left, save for a pound in his pocket. He goes over to the bookie and says "what odds will you give me that we have five testicles between us?" the bookie says 'i'll give you 10,000/1'. He accepts, so they go round the back of the booth whereby the bookie drops his trousers and says 'right here's my one, where's your four?'
2006-12-01 05:57:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhahaha!!!! Never heard it before. it's really kool. Thanks 4 making me smile.
2006-12-01 06:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is sound asleep and once you have preliminary tests performed - the the teeth, the saddle, her decrease returned decrease returned ... then i might set aside an outstanding long term, located on helmet, physique protector, gloves and so on for defense, get on her and make her pass. and are not getting off her for some thing. She is barely having you on and that's a conflict of wills. carry a training whip and use it sharply in the returned of your leg to supply you some decrease returned up while not having to play around with the reins and drop them. I had a pony like this who does no longer pass away the outdoor for some thing and it took 5 hours with my mom handing me sandwiches each this form of great style of cases, yet no longer liquids via fact could have meant getting off him. It took an prolonged time and once I particularly have been given him out of the outdoor I made him pass infinite hundred yards down the line, grew to become around and have been given right here decrease returned decrease returned, and then grew to become him around to make him pass out decrease returned. each and each and each and every time it took heavily much less time to get him out. on an analogous time as he went out without hesitating I rode him down the line decrease returned, extra him dwelling homestead and found him to mattress. He by no potential did that decrease returned. He grew to become into no longer the nicest of ponies and had a greenback, yet in each and each and for all time I rode him bareback (we could no longer get a saddle to bigger wholesome him) he in difficulty-free words had me off as without delay as. you'll be able to %. strategies from somebody status interior of attain with a lungeing whip to motivate him forward, yet you're able to no longer supply up, regardless of you do. each and each and each and every time it gets greater advantageous common. what's she like in employer? Is it in difficulty-free words particular circumstances or particularly circumstances?
2016-12-13 18:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by mudsir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke, heard it a different way but it's a cracker, well done.
2006-12-01 06:00:25 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a balls up or odds on favourite ?
(Could be backing each way !)
2006-12-01 09:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One in a million! Heehee..
2006-12-01 05:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heehee very funny, not what i was expecting...
2006-12-01 06:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that is pretty good...I can't stop laughing......I mean really, who would have thought that he had only one...lol
2006-12-01 06:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Billys girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. I was expecting him to have more than two too.
2006-12-01 06:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by derrangedxkitten 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke m8
2006-12-01 05:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by G-Unit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's freaking funny...
hahahaha
2006-12-01 07:36:31 · answer #10 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋