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Im sorry....I was busy banging my next door neighbors wife and daughter at the same time, bending the daughter over my Baal altar while mom was penetrating me from behind with a crucifix....

What was the question again??

2006-12-01 06:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 2

Just this morning while flipping channels, I coveted Emily Robison of the Dixie Chicks. Even though Charlie Robison isn't my neighbour, I guess that counts.

Other than some general coveting of wives and asses, I'm actually pretty good on most of the Commandments. Pretty strange considering I'm an atheist, but that's not against the Commandments, just having gods before him.

Weird, huh?

2006-12-01 14:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It doesn't matter because we all break all of them sooner or later. Either in actual deed or in thought. God gave the 10 commandments to show you that you need a Savior. You can't go through life without breaking them, try as you might. Only with Christ living in you can you be set free from the judgement of God if you break even 1 of the commandments and you will as sure as you are reading this answer. With Christ you are no longer under the law but under grace. Without Christ you are under the law and have to live a perfect life in deeds and thoughts. Impossible for man.

2006-12-01 13:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 1 0

I usually run the whole list in a day.. But there are well over 300 commandments give by God recorded in the Old Testament. Believe it or not I get through them in a day as well... If Christ wasn't my savior I would be in deep trouble.. Jim

2006-12-01 13:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmm, well... There's no Commandment that says, "Thou shalt believe in me."

As an atheist, I'm not putting any gods before any other gods or making idols...

So, let me think... The Sabbath Day I think. Can't remember if I have coveted anything this week. Don't think I have.

2006-12-01 13:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by Snark 7 · 0 0

The last one I broke was the "Thou shalt not murder" because I murdered someones character to another. Now that other person sees the one I "murdered" in a bad light. I think that is far worse than physical murder because the person we murder are still here to deal with it. Any time we gossip or speak ill to someone we are committing murder and I noticed I do it a lot. I feel awful for it and am trying to control it with Hashem's help.

2006-12-01 14:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by theresa b 1 · 1 1

Wow. That's really a hard one. I don't think any....oh. Wait. I slipped and took the Lord's Name in vain on the freeway last week. Other than that....none

2006-12-01 13:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny - we are always disobedient - even striving to be Christ-like - we can be disobedient. So to answer your question - I have disobeyed many. I still have Jesus as my Lord and Savior - I am a sinner - He has saved me from myself and my sin. Thanks.

2006-12-01 13:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by jworks79604 5 · 1 0

I covetted my neighbor's a**. But my neighbor was a waitress at Red Robin and she didn't have a donkey. My wife was there too. I like hers better.

2006-12-01 13:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by Guvo 4 · 2 0

Right now, I have an unresolved quarrel with a neighbor.

Peace :)

2006-12-01 14:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by rezany 5 · 1 0

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