A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price."
2006-12-01 05:24:35 · 6 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So...a Lexus is good on gas?
2006-12-01 05:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-01 13:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-01 13:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great!
2006-12-01 13:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. So gross.
2006-12-01 13:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!! thats hilarious!!!
2006-12-01 13:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by whitwhit ♥ u!!! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋