This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself. To his and their surprise a couple were going at it on the grass and he almost stepped on them. The guy got up and took off running.
The man could see the naked outline of the gals bare legs as she continued to lie there while he relieved himself. He could feel his interest grow as he finished. Without a word he got down on his knees between her legs and took advantage of the situation. She embraced him and showed her willingness.
Just as they were both getting into it hot and heavy a cop walked by and shined his flashlight on them saying, “What the hell do you think your doing, this is a public park.”
The man said, “But officer this is my wife.”
The officer said, “Oh, I didn’t know she was your wife.”
The man said, “Neither did I ’till you shined your light on her.”
2006-12-01 05:24:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two guys are playing golf and on the 10th hole they have to stop because there are two women playing ahead of them half way up the fairway
one guy says "could you go ask them if we can play thru? I would but one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress."
the 2nd guy walks about 50 yards up the fairway and comes back "small world"
2006-12-01 05:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD 1
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, good one!
2006-12-01 05:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by Webballs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-12-01 05:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is so trifling
2006-12-01 05:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So bad...I love it!
2006-12-01 05:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋