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the Russians have poisoned Britains supply of Fosters lager.... i mean last week i had 11 pints and the next morning was violently sick with double vision. should i go fo a check up.?????

2006-12-01 05:07:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diseases & Conditions Other - Diseases

13 answers

funny that i had 2 bottles of white wine and 6 pints of bud and i felt the same can't be a coincidence surely!!????

2006-12-01 05:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by doozer_princess 2 · 2 0

I think they would get more Russians in London if they poisoned all the real fur in Harrods.

No seriously I think the whole 11 pints thing is very impressive, I bet you're a great catch.

2006-12-01 13:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 0 1

You might not want to stay home, meteorites have been known to wipe out cities. I'd reccomend getting to the country but the sun might go Supernova and it'll all be for nought. Best to just end yourself now before something else has the chance too.

Who knows, pretty soon some terrorists might get their hands on a super-virus with no anti-virus and we'll all be dead anyway.

But don't worry about it; you might have a heart attack.

2006-12-01 13:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Simon 3 · 0 0

If you can't hold 11 pints of Fosters, you're not worth poisoning.

2006-12-01 13:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

yes quick catch a British Airways flight. You get there faster.

2006-12-01 13:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by OO7 3 · 1 1

You should drink more, maybe the alcohol will counteract the radiation poisioning.

2006-12-01 13:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sephra 5 · 0 1

maybe get it checked out but they make think your weird or crazy or just push you to the side or drunkness.

2006-12-01 13:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go out, have fun.... you could get carbon monoxide poisoning at home... leave now quick!

2006-12-01 13:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 4 · 2 1

Oh no its RADIOACTIVE MAN, Or just HANGOVER MAN!

2006-12-01 13:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by superstar 5 · 1 0

drink "xxxx" instead

2006-12-01 18:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by flippin'eck 3 · 0 0

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