A man has lost his wife in the supermarket and approaches a woman he's never met before.
"Hi, I've lost my wife, do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?" he asks.
"Why in the world do you want to speak to me?"
He replied, "Because whenever I speak to a woman with breasts your size, my wife appears out of nowhere!!"
2006-12-01 04:57:31 · 24 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brill lol lmao
2006-12-01 05:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOOOOOOO FUNNY
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-12-01 05:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Nice!
2006-12-01 05:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha good one lol
2006-12-01 05:00:07 · answer #4 · answered by little_friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha u made me laugh my as* off! Good one.. thx :)
2006-12-01 05:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...and soooo true.
2006-12-01 05:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-01 10:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-12-01 05:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! 10/10!!!
2006-12-01 05:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to the hand, not the boob !
2006-12-01 09:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋