Double Death
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?"
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
2006-12-01 04:53:42 · 8 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOTTA LOVE THE BLONDES
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful.
2006-12-01 13:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by Steady As She Goes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to long for such a week punchline
2006-12-01 13:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave me a smile.
2006-12-01 12:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by shyann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-01 13:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Funny!!! Ha Ha Ha!!
2006-12-01 22:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by pimp132 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!
2006-12-01 13:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn!
2006-12-01 12:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋