Little Johnny's neighbours had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be ****** if he needed glasses."
2006-12-01 04:41:59 · 12 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD 1
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-12-01 05:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute little johnny joke
2006-12-01 04:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll't deal with to lie, that is the in straight forward words comic tale i heard interior the day that made me chortle and wager what it truly is 12 o' clock, my mom and dad are snoozing of their room, so i couldn'r snicker making sound, yet i replaced into death to snicker out loud, my abdomen is paining. i saved the discomfort of my snicker for 2moro, thnx plenty...
2016-10-08 01:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by berceir 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
Little Johnny makes me laugh!!
2006-12-01 08:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee.... Go little Johnny go.
2006-12-01 04:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD ON THE NET!!!
10/10 +10
LOL!
2006-12-01 05:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. That made my day.
2006-12-01 04:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke i heard today. thumbs up.
2006-12-01 04:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2006-12-01 05:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-01 05:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋