you might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend
2006-12-01 04:07:06 · 10 answers · asked by samhacke 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-12-01 05:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
Here's my favorite:
U might be a redneck if u go to work without a shirt and so does ur husband!
2006-12-01 13:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ole foxworthy
2006-12-01 12:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
foxworthy is the greatest ever man can that guy make some jokes
2006-12-01 12:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sik Wit It 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yall never looked at your cousin that way
2006-12-01 12:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-12-01 12:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea ha
cute
2006-12-01 12:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny lol.
2006-12-01 12:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great new week.
2006-12-04 09:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-01 12:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋