now someone told me if i ask jesus into my heart or whatever he would send me the holy spirit now my question is this how would i recieve said spirit thru an email or fed ex or the mail? and if i dont like it can i send it back? is this sprit one size fits all? and can i collect more than one and sell them?
2006-12-01 04:00:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i hope i can collect souls cause if there a hell i plan on using the other souls i have as slaves.
2006-12-01 04:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry to say but Fed-ex has strict regulations against sending spirits, so you can not do it that way, the united states postal service has similar regulations, a spirit has to much data to be transferred thru an email, but yes if you don't like it you can send it back, it is one size fits all and you can only get one.
2006-12-01 12:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by nik 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your serious, and want to be forgiven of your sins, then asking Jesus into your heart, and trusting He will, then you can be saved, forgiven and know that when you die, you are going to Heaven.
When you ask Jesus to save you, He doesnt send you something in packages or as you put it. He gives you a new chance at life, peace in your heart. And once he saves you, no matter what happens you will never get unsaved. So being bad and such wont make you loose this Gift Jesus has given.
Give Jesus a chance, take this free gift of Salvation. I did and have no regrets what so ever! It woul be the best decision youve ever made. And it can be done, where ever you are. Just bow your head, and pray this pray (meaning it with all your heart) Jesus, I would love to have this Salvation you said youde give. Im asking you and am sorry for my sins, forgive me, and save my heart, taking me to heaven when I die. Amen. That is easy, and God will hear you. It just takes faith enough for us to see our wrong ways, believe that Jesus will give this salvation, and that bowing your head in prayer. Do it, You will be so happy you did!
2006-12-01 12:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by Such A Chicka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the Bible.
"Change your life. Turn to God and be baptized, each of you, in the name of Jesus Christ, so your sins are forgiven. Receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. The promise is targeted to you and your children, but also to all who are far away—whomever, in fact, our Master God invites." Acts 2:38-39
"What I want to talk about now is the various ways God's Spirit gets worked into our lives. This is complex and often mis-understood, but I want you to be informed and knowledgeable. Remember how you were when you didn't know God, led from one phony god to another, never knowing what you were doing, just doing it because everybody else did it? It's different in this life. God wants us to use our intelligence, to seek to understand as well as we can. For instance, by using your heads, you know perfectly well that the Spirit of God would never prompt anyone to say "Jesus be damned!" Nor would anyone be inclined to say "Jesus is Master!" without the insight of the Holy Spirit... Each person is given something to do that shows who God is: Everyone gets in on it, everyone benefits. All kinds of things are handed out by the Spirit, and to all kinds of people!"
I Corinthians 12:1-3, 10
2006-12-01 12:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Bubba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a silly question, but I'll answer it any way. You receive the Spirit in a feeling, you may cry, you may shake, but you know something is different. And if you pursue that relationship the Spirit dwells in you and fills you with peace and joy that only comes from knowing the Lord.
2006-12-01 12:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by sammyw1024 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 12:31 Every sort of sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the spirit will not be forgiven. 32Â For example, whoever speaks a word against the Son of man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the holy spirit, it will not be forgiven him, no, not in this system of things nor in that to come.
2006-12-01 12:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No silly DHL is the way it comes.
You can always send it back but there is a restocking fee like Best Buy.
Of course its one size fits all, did you see a checkbox to select your size anywhere.
I think you can collect them all!
2006-12-01 12:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by nigel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh sense of humor-gotta love it. The Spirit is part of God. Yes one size fits all-and there's just one...a pseudo serious answer to a "funny" question.
2006-12-01 12:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a fellow athiest myself I understand completely the amusement of relgion, however, you should be somewhat mindful of other people's beliefs and not be outright hostile.
2006-12-01 12:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Brad B 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Until you are serious about your convictions and faith in Jesus Christ- then will I tell you more. Do you know why we all need Jesus?
2006-12-01 12:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋