2006-12-01 03:44:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
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2006-12-01 03:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by lace1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat every time you have an emotional reaction to anything. Keep yourself numb at all times. Don't exercise. Take the elevator or escalator instead of the stairs. Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're hopeless. Eat more. Make sure to eat a lot of things sweetened with high fructose corn syrup, because the body will not recognize it as sugar but it will still fatten you up and and you'll still be hungry. Drink lots of aspartame spiked drinks to stimulate your appetite. In other words: live like the average American. Look around: it works!
2006-12-01 03:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Obvious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step 1- Drink cup of bacon grease with lard tablets
Step 2- Eat french fries and three gallons of Mountaim Dew
Step 3- Walk up to your local health food store. Then go into the donut shop next door and buy everything. Then eat.
By now, it should be almost 9 AM, so just repeat all day.
2006-12-01 03:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Saint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a tanker truck to pump lard into your mouth 24/7
2006-12-01 03:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't exercise and eat lots of unhealthy foods and you will get fat. However, I would not recommend that you do this.
2006-12-01 03:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Al G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat fast food everyday, eat gelled fat, drink 3 liters of soda a day, don't move from your couch, quit your job and watch TV all day
2006-12-01 03:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Nixxi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat lots of sugar in food n oil n have 4 meals a day.
2006-12-01 03:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by babbu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat at least 6000 calories a day
2006-12-01 03:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by silva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take one full glass of milk with one or two bananas daily.
2006-12-01 05:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by ashu_ashiq 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BY BEING A ******* NORTH AMERICAN WHO EATS PIZZA AND HAMBURGERS ALL THE ******* DAY.
Viva Mexico Cabrones!!!
2006-12-01 03:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Arturo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋