One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pu$sy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.
The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pu$sy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.
2006-12-01 03:37:52 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Generally speaking; I won't bark back to those Stary DOGS on my way
2006-12-02 05:53:14 · update #1
Nice...
2006-12-01 03:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah poor little putty cat . I thought this little ditty was very amusing 8/10
2006-12-01 03:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry for loosing 5 points for a joke no body understodd but thank you so much for giving me 2 points!!!
2006-12-02 03:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Triple H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry dude for loosing few points for nothing but thanx for giving me 2
2006-12-01 09:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 05:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
good joke but sorry pal it wasnt narrated well. you made it pretty predictable. But good one
2006-12-01 04:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you made me laugh, thanx for that!! (9/10) x
2006-12-01 23:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-01 21:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
very funny
2006-12-01 15:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute
2006-12-01 03:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋