2006-12-01 03:15:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ill Be your broker. Me and Master Gore know the man pretty well.
2006-12-01 03:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by Illegals Are S*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, go to a local church and proclaim Satan as your lord ans savior, the pastor or priest will then pray with the cross upside down and sprinkle unholy water on you, you then return home in 6 to 8 Weeks the pastor or priest will come to your home with a contract, don't sign it right away, bring it to a Rabbi who specializes is in these contracts and he will tell you if you are getting a good deal, now in this time of waiting it's a good idea not to be kind to anyone, if you see someone with a broken car, don't help or you see a homeless person don't give them a dollar, are your at the gas station and a black person tells you a story and needs 3 dollars for gas tell him to get a job, good luck
2006-12-01 11:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by man of ape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That transaction was complete when you first were conceived. All of us were owned by evil before we knew what evil was. You do need broker to have it redeemed. He will buy it push pull or drag. He fix it up make it nice and clean and present it as a worthy gift to His Father. The nice thing is he will love it and give it freedom and life with His eternally.... Jim
2006-12-01 11:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not yours to sell. It belongs to God or Satan. From the tone of your question, I have a good idea who owns it.
2006-12-01 11:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by edward_lmb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, i think the devil has no need for brokers!
2006-12-01 11:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just keep on the path you're apparently headed down... you'll meet up with him!
2006-12-01 11:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by themom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not, satan will be happy to deal with you without a middle man.lol.
2006-12-01 11:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, just put in on Ebay.
2006-12-01 11:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by james.parker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your JUDAS right, your soul has been sold already.
2006-12-01 11:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just put your faith in the neo cons.
2006-12-01 11:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by flip4449 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋