2006-12-01 03:06:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Accept Jesus as your personal trainer. Satan does have a great chest & tricep workout. Jesus has a better ab workout.
P.S. don't let him sell you on that wild honey and locust diet. It tastes terrible.
2006-12-01 03:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there a 'Plausible Believability' clause you can make use of to get out of it?
Is Satan a solid corporation, or a shell based on offshore incorporations and monies? Can he deliver?
I got that letter, too, but, I found out it was by the same guy who does the Nigerian royal family member email...where they need a bit of cash to free up their money, and will give ya back 10% of it.
So, I think it is a bad investment, better to go the other way. If belief in faith can be found, then you have that safety net. You lived a good life and its over or you lived and continue after wards in heaven
2006-12-01 03:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have taken the deal just for the abb cruncher.
2006-12-01 03:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you plan on using the ab cruncher every day!~
2006-12-01 03:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have overvalued yourself, so go for the abb cruncher.
2006-12-01 03:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he offered eternal life he would never get your soul
2006-12-01 03:09:59 · answer #6 · answered by breastfed43 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Judas:
“If you have to be an Atheist, at least have the grace to be an amusing one.”
Author Susan Howatch
Love, Lana
2006-12-01 03:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lana S (1) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earth won't exist for eternity so I think you're getting ripped off.
2006-12-01 03:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wont eternal life be just so boring without a soul
2006-12-01 03:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by shadow_prophet2k6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You settled for to little, he gave me the kingdom heaven and all the gold within
2006-12-01 03:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by man of ape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋