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I'm on the phone with my friend and a bear is chasing her then she tripped over a tree root. OMG it sound like she is getting eating by the bear. HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!! SOME ONE CALL THE POLICE. I HAVE TO STAY ON THE PHONE WITH HER TO COMFORT HER WHILE SHE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH. SHE IS IN THE WOODS AT CAMP EGAN IN OKLAHOMA. IT'S ON THE BANK OF BARON FORK CREEK NEAR TAHEQUAH. CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!

2006-12-01 02:31:49 · 14 answers · asked by beileve in the unicorn!!!!! 1 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

The person who answered first is not the same person as me. I dont even know who it is. There is plenty of people that HATE YAHOO!!!

2006-12-01 02:39:12 · update #1

14 answers

Ok ill call the police!! I hope your friend is ok!! :(

2006-12-01 02:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pay attention carefully. Tell her to hold the cell phone as far away from her head as possible. Now YOU make sounds like a human twit. The human twit is the only natural enemy of the bear. If it hears the sounds of its natural enemy, it will run away, scared.
After it runs away, you and your friend can have a good laugh about what a close call that was.

2006-12-01 12:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by CAPTREE 4 · 0 0

Oh man sounds such a horrible situation for anyone... God fobid this happened to anyone.
But if it did happen i will ask her to be brave and muster all her energy, strength and courage to fight the bear, i heard of one such story where a rural women was attacked by a tiger, she was being taken away as lunch by the tiger with her neck in his mouth but she kept on hitting the tiger hard with whatever she could get hold on to... and then surprise surprise! the tiger got frustrated and left her... alive!!

sounds miraculous but its true... i'd suggest the friend to be courageous and run or hit the bear...

2006-12-01 10:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by wannabe 1 · 0 0

I sure hope the bear doesn't choke on her bones, I mean after all bears are pretty rare in Oklahoma.

2006-12-01 10:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by higg1966 5 · 3 0

Get off this category and go over to "singles and dating" and find a new friend.

2006-12-01 12:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by joeanonymous 6 · 0 0

This is exactly what this forum is for, tell your friend they are going to die and you need to get off the phone so you can find a new friend!!

2006-12-01 10:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by SICKO 2 4 · 2 0

The bear did her a favor. You're a tool.

2006-12-01 10:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by sakicfriend 3 · 3 0

What are you doing on the computer?
Run out and save her.

2006-12-01 10:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What would I do?

I'd think I was in a bad horror movie.

2006-12-01 10:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO!!! That is hilarious!! Your trying to give yourself points!! You have two yahoo id's! Stop cheating trying to get points.

2006-12-01 10:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 0 1

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