is going after antarctica next ... apparently they have huge stockpiles of ice down there... this terrorist ice has been known to raise the sea level and could disrupt the 'freedoms' of the poor americans and their big stupid cars
2006-12-01 01:49:41 · 15 answers · asked by George W Bush 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I should hope so, only a few weeks ago a cluster of 15 icebergs entered the New Zealand territorial waters causing an alert to be made.
Lionel Carter, a scientist warned "that the icebergs appeared to have been generated by the break-up of ice shelves in the Ross and Weddell seas of Antarctica and were likely to drift towards South America."
Think about it, if they can get as far as South America....What next??? The White House?!
I think the sooner we go to war and KILL all Eskimos, Greenlanders, and fluffy baby seals the better. They are the new Axis of Evil.
You might think that the Eskimos are a peaceful race but please remember that the Arctic regions were not the original home of this race.
I suspect that al-Qaeda sent terrorists back in time and planned this event shortly after the second ice age. And there is solid proof in my over active imagination that dolphin terrorists may have joined forces with the Taliban and Hezbollah. But currently due to the unexpected fact that dolphins have not evolved to the four legged stage....they have been organising a massive attack synchronised to occur at every global sea world. Instead of doing a double somersault, twirl dive. They will do a single somersault, wave, dive and spin.
there by bringing down the state of the union and the free world.
Mark my Words.......this will come to pass.
2006-12-01 03:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by gideon9595 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Youre right up there in the top 5 biggest crackpot dummies I have ever read writing from. You about made me laugh so hard I fell from the chair.
There must be a hospital nearby you can get checked-out at right?
2006-12-01 02:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by Diadem 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm if Im not mistaken he was in the miltary during Vietnam. Just because he didnt get assigned to go doesnt mean he dodged it. Clinton is the one who fled to Canada to avoid the draft though...that's the coward.
2016-05-23 07:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny and I got a chuckle out of that. But I also know, being someone who truly is concerned about pollution, that you will find the biggest SUVs among the people who identify themselves as liberals and who think they have a claim on some moral superiority on the issue of gas guzzling. You don't find wealthy liberal trial lawyers out there in Kias. But humor is mostly about easy identification and ridicule and I enjoyed what you said.
2006-12-01 01:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tom W 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Missed the medication cart again this morning eh?
2006-12-01 01:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Icebergs of mass destruction
2006-12-01 03:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
MELT ALL THE ICE!!
That will teach them not to raise the sea level.
2006-12-01 01:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You're being silly now. It's Al Quida penguins he's after.
2006-12-01 01:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Pedro 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
big stupid cars? many of us have small cars now due to gas prices, me and my husband both drive compact cars, guess your stereotype is wrong?
2006-12-01 01:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by AFwife 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why not! Hell all we'd have to fight down there was frostbite and penguins.
2006-12-01 16:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by U.S.M.C. Poolee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋