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The local ice-cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds-and-thousands and toffee syrup.
The police say that he topped himself, but I'm not so sure.

What do you think?

2006-12-01 01:24:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

22 answers

I think he masturbated to death and was actually trying to get himself some cream.

2006-12-01 04:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by jb 2 · 1 0

What do I think? Reading your contributions I think you would have made a great scriptwriter for The Two Ronnies. If you're not already a comedy writer you missed your vocation. Keep um coming.

2006-12-01 05:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The key to finding out if it was suicide is the van. We need to know if he had cloths on... and if the syrup was "smeared on" or "dripped". That's the only way we will know.

2006-12-01 01:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by ppp_now 3 · 0 0

I ask Shinichi Kudo just now, and he said it not suicide.
It is a warning for his family or someting else. Look like the killer want something.

2006-12-01 01:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Angel Answer 2 · 0 0

I saw it happen, ice creamed for help but no one came, he didnt stand a chance.

2006-12-01 01:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry 3 · 0 0

It's TRUE! I saw it and Ice Creamed!

2006-12-01 01:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by SGT. D 6 · 0 0

Im 99% sure, But he could be flaked out

2006-12-01 07:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Rock 2 · 0 0

not sure sounds fishy, he forgot the whipped cream and cherries

2006-12-01 01:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 0 0

It was the crushed nuts that really did the damage ...

2006-12-01 02:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe, but if you got it on film, you would get £250 from YBF

2006-12-01 01:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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