A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said "But we don't know anything about each other.".
He said That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were laying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre diving board, did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said "That was incredible!".
He said "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After seventy-five laps, she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.
He said "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?".
"No" she replied, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool , but I worked both sides of the river."
2006-12-01 00:38:12 · 32 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was brilliant, i have to tell all my friends. lol
2006-12-01 01:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-12-01 00:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Gabba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-01 00:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny that cheered up my boring Friday afternoon.
2006-12-01 01:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well shows how well u shud ghet 2 know the next person before marriage
2006-12-01 00:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, didn't make me laugh though for some reason...
this one did though...
Little Timmy came home and said "hey mom, little Billys penis is like a penut!"
"why is it shaped like a peanut" His mom asked.
"no It's salty!"
2006-12-01 00:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Splendid joke,it certainly tickled my ribs!!
2006-12-01 01:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to say this is a good one
2006-12-01 00:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by smurrfie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it,like the bike as well.Any more?
2006-12-01 00:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long winded but laughed
2006-12-01 01:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke of the day,thanx
2006-12-01 00:42:41 · answer #11 · answered by toppopsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋