i told the wife she looked like a million dollars
all green and crinkly
i also told her i like to see her in something long and flowing
the thames
2006-12-01 00:16:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 lol
2006-12-01 00:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And The Doctor Said You're Suffering From Mixed Continents, Take One Of These Twice A Day And Come Back In A Week.
2006-12-01 08:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to keep her with the seedlings (ur kids if u have any that is) the thames may start to grow a li bit stronger
2006-12-01 08:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spare room for you tonight mate lol
2006-12-01 09:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 13:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i dont get that at aaaaaaaalllll...i dont get ''long and flowing the thames?''
but ill laugh to make u happy ,,,LOOOOOOLL!! :) (lol)
2006-12-01 09:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by 100% me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK so when r u getting back into ur house
2006-12-01 08:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, I presume your camping tonight.
2006-12-01 08:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I love it, I just love it!!!! I think i might have heard the first one before, but they are brill jokes.... hahahaha!!!!
You've brightened my day!!!! xxx
2006-12-01 08:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by TheAprilPuppet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.x
2006-12-01 08:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by herbal ashtray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋