2006-11-30 23:47:22 · 26 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I'm not fluent in Yank but I'll have a go
Nan = Dear old Grandmamma
Minge = Vagina
2006-12-01 00:18:49 · update #1
S' funny, your Nan says you smell like a putrid old c*ck and she only gives you £2 to get you to f*ck off.
....sorry.
2006-12-01 00:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Joseph Manners 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I think you should offer your nan some help, Maybe you will live to a ripe old age , with good health, that would be lucky, but we all get old, and depend on the younger members of the family to help, You don´t complain when she gives you the money , and sure she has given you much more than 2 pounds ,what about all the birthday prezzy´s christmas ones too , I´m sure if you offered to help and maybe spent a bit more time with your nan, You would feel a better person for it.
2006-12-01 01:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try telling her in a nice way like it's almost Christmas get her a lot of deoderents, soaps, perfumes, shower gel, if she still smells just tell her that why isn't she using the presents you got her!!!
2006-12-02 00:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by Marjorie O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont, But you do tell you mum so that she gives her a bath.
And remember your nan may not be around for very long so appreciate all the time you spend with her......
2006-11-30 23:54:29 · answer #4 · answered by Fox Hunter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AMERICANS:: NAN=GRANDMOTHER, MUCKY=DIRTY AND MINGE=FANNY, VAGINA .
I think this is a real tough one, is she going senile?? I think you'll have to take matters into your own hands and run a bath for her and tell her to get in, as nicely as you can though
2006-11-30 23:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by SCOTT B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a present with the £2.00 she gives you like a bar of soap, you cheeky monkey.
2006-12-01 00:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vicks under the nose works well ! £2 wtg young man she must really wove you
2006-11-30 23:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by ~Nic~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe leave her a hint next time you see her...... like slip a note into her pocket that says 'road to grimsby'. and if that doesn't work you could always drug her into a deep sleep and give her ladygarden a good scrub.
2006-12-01 00:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. She'll ask you what a minge is.
An old lady at work asked me where she could get 'beef curtains' as her grandson really likes them...
2006-11-30 23:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Dr No 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i`m afraid ur just going to have to tell her ur putting up the price of ur visits to compensate for the smell but break it to her gently though
2006-12-01 00:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by graham f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋