I mean He couldn't get a hard-on,right? What did he do, take Viagra?
2006-11-30 23:43:20 · 11 answers · asked by enslavementality 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So many thumbs downs, I'm just kidding you arrogant bastards!
2006-12-01 00:17:37 · update #1
I know the difference between "omnipotent" and impotent. It was a light-hearted joke, made in good fun.
2006-12-01 00:19:05 · update #2
OK, let me try again. "Meatloaf"
Am I right, do I win, what was the question, where are the shoes?
Peace.
P.S. I gave you a thumbs up!!! I got the joke.
2006-12-01 09:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Joseph and Marry were not married when she became pregnant so wouoldn't it be a hoot to make up the story of this god guy coming to make love to Mary.
Sure is a little more believable than the stork.
Some times two and two do make four but in this case one and one made three.
2006-12-01 07:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have left it at the original question, without the details. The humor gets dulled with to much explanation.
Fourth episode of Friends in the opening:
MONICA: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
JOEY: Probably kill myself!
MONICA: ..Excuse me?
JOEY: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
ROSS: Joey, uh- OMnipotent.
JOEY: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..
2006-12-01 12:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Phil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In an internal and honoured abode in the presence of the Omnipotent King
2006-12-01 07:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's official now,you are definitely going to Hell. No slow progress towards eventual damnation for you,oh no buddy express lane straight to the lake of fire.
AD
2006-12-01 07:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you are really intersted in how Jesus was concieved i would recomend that you read the Gospel's about the birth of Christ, it has a detailed discription on how Jesus was concieved and born.
2006-12-01 07:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Dustin B 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are confusing "omnipotent" with "impotent"!
"Omnipotent" means "all -powerful", what you are thinking of is "impotent", meaning one can't get it up.
2006-12-01 07:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by WT444 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This is a funny question, but you have your words mixed up.
2006-12-01 07:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by Privatize 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your problem, did you not take you meds?
k1
2006-12-01 07:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How original and funny.
2006-12-01 07:44:51 · answer #10 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋