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And I'm not dumping her because she's really dirty.

2006-11-30 23:31:38 · 52 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

It's English Dani, the language we invented and you bastardised. If you don't understand it fu.ck off.

2006-12-01 00:26:32 · update #1

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cant believe you said that about me ....by the way you are crap in bed you creaky metal freak....try lubrication with your next partner....consider yourself dumped..

2006-11-30 23:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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2016-12-10 19:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Just tell your freinds why you like her, if they know she's a dirty bi*tch then your shallow friends may be a bit more understanding. If not they will take the piss out of you for the rest of your life, which i think you deserve. Or dont introduce her to your friends, they will lose interest in you because you never see them and you will probably be better off.

2006-11-30 23:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by retardomc 2 · 1 1

Do you sleep with your mates or your girlfriend?

Your friends will drop you in a second for their own girlfriends, so I don't think you should drop your girlfriend for your mates.
That is ....Unless you like listening to George Michael and favour the Blue Oyster Club.

2006-11-30 23:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by angle_of_deat_69 5 · 0 0

think you should wake up and smell the roses. live life and do what you wanna do. if you2 r together cuz sex is good so be it as long as u dnt hurt her cuz u may regret it in the future. stop worryn about what your mates will thinkl if your the type of guy that likes the older women go ahead and be happy.

whatever flaots ur boat not THEIRS

2006-12-01 00:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Confused 2 · 0 0

Why are you with her if you are clearly embarrassed by her age. You need to find some one your own age or bag and shag one of your mates and if your not dumping her because she's really dirty then it sounds like just a sex thing. If thats all it is then you need to let her know that its just about sex and she don't need to meet your mates

2006-11-30 23:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by 女性ウルバリン 4 · 0 1

yes my last girlfriend was a right old moose too and i do mean she made everyone vommit the way i got around that was i paid my mates to like her. works a treat!

2006-11-30 23:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by graham f 3 · 0 0

If she really looks like a moose, shoot her and have her head mounted on a plaque. Place this over the fireplace, and keep the body in the fridge. (But do remember to defrost it before use....)

2006-12-01 00:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 2 0

what language is that? Anyway honesty is the best policy. Just approach her, tell her, look, youre disgusting and im ashamed of you and I wont introduce you to my friends. it'll work, trust me. ...then when she knees you in your naughty bits and dumps you, it'll be okay because you'll have no use for a girlfriend after that anyway.



....Im sorry, *WE* bastardized it? I understand english, But I dont understand what a "right old moose" is. Shouldn't you be off dating your ugly girlfriend, ya wanker.

2006-11-30 23:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dani 7 · 3 2

Make her neck 10 pints of wife beater (stella) and she'll soon be entertaining your mates with the old 'get your **** out for teh lads'

2006-12-01 00:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go somewhere really dark where they cant make out her mooselike qualities, if you are really lucky and she is as dirty as you say she will prolly go down on you in a dingy corner and your mates will be totally jealous

2006-11-30 23:39:20 · answer #11 · answered by ~Nic~ 2 · 0 1

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