2006-11-27 08:17:35 · 27 answers · asked by warthog 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
have you people got no sense of humour. this was meant as a bit of fun, i certainly didn't intend to offend anyone, sorry if you're too self absorbed to realise this. If i have offended anyone sorry, but gee try and smile, laughing at oneself is an amazing virtue and can make the world smile.
2006-11-27 10:00:22 · update #1
whoa, its a joke, i was hopeing for funny replys. You know ha! ha! ha!
have you people got no sense of humour. this was meant as a bit of fun, i certainly didn't intend to offend anyone, sorry if you're too self absorbed to realise this. If i have offended anyone sorry, but gee try and smile, laughing at oneself is an amazing virtue and can make the world smile.
2006-11-27 10:05:38 · update #2
My husband is always trying to persuade me to eat meat!! lol
Psst. Hope you understand that hon. cos I don't want to elaborate too much as there's alot of touchy people out there and I don't want to be reported!
2006-11-28 03:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A bland statement about oral sex is hardly going to seem like humour is it. May i suggest its YOU that needs to get a life. If you've got something funny to say, great, lets hear it.
But this sort of statement is often posted here by 15 year old boys, its not funny when they ask the question either.
People aren't having a go because its derogatory or insulting, its just not funny, thats why people are slagging you off.
Its hardly an intelligent play on words, is it ?
seven thumbs down for Foxy, are you proud ? Thats proud in a "I'm pleased with myself" sort of way and not proud in a "2 cocktail sticks and a pair of elastic bands" sort.
2006-11-27 22:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Michael H 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
In a nut shell....after dinner...
She rarely says 'no , I' ve got a headache'.She has loads of energy and and doesn't have to worry about her blood pressure . She is always multi - orgasmic!! And erm well that's my little secret.......let's just say my hubby has ever been disappointed!!!
EDIT.
FHG , I wouldn't touch your scabby, microscopic, trouser prawn with someone else's bits and pieces!
You are just jealous and obviously do a lot of 'making friends with your self' .
If I was single you couldn't pull me!
Come to think of it YOU couldn't pull in a Bordello!!
You are such a pathetic liar. Next you will be telling us that Sunderland are the best Soccer team in the world, ever!!
EDIT
LOL!!!!! I'm loving the answer from Princess!!!
Foxy, do you and Bill do it with microscopes and tweezers???
2006-11-27 08:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by Andielep 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
My wife doesn't eat meat and she has many other good qualities too! She is a great companion, a good mother and fun to be with.
Oh, sorry, was I meant to be funny? What good is a woman that doesn't eat meat? Well, she's better than your question, which sucks.
2006-11-28 11:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Nobody 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! Foxie, I don't see why any of this is of any concern to you. You don't even like women.
You and Cowboy Bill don't need women to eat your meat, you have each other.
But seeing as they are such teeny tiny trouser prawns (nice one andie!) you better be careful not to get carried away and forget to keep eating other types of meat. If you eat prawns but no other meat, a lot of people might consider you a vegetarian!
2006-11-28 02:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by - 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a woman who doesn't eat meat, and I'd say I'm pretty good:
Look 10 years younger than my age
Have healthy shiny hair & sparkly eyes
Few lines (and those that I have are smile or laughter lines)
Rarely (maybe twice a year) get spots
Can walk & swim for miles & miles
I'm not just good, I'm gorgeous!!
2006-11-27 09:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by Whoosher 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
If you were hoping for funny replies, you should have asked a funnier question. I have been told I have a very good sense of humor, but sorry, I just didn't get this one. So, please tell us what the punch line is.
2006-11-27 18:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by jodneko 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful to kiss passionately since her breath is quite sweet without all that decaying flesh stench that the carnivorous women all possess!
Edit:
After reading your additional information I just have to say that you are an idiot! Seriously; If you had paid *ANY* attention to all the cr*ppy questions that meat eating flamers have been placing here you would NOT be surprised at the reception your stupid post has received!
If you are at all capable of it; please try to *think* before you send!
2006-11-27 09:05:00 · answer #8 · answered by departed lime wraith 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well, funnily enough, one good thing is that with the absence of the salts and fats of cooked meat, bodily fluids smell nicer, fresher and less salty and sickly...
So one good thing is that your partner has a much more enjoyable time enjoying you.
2006-11-28 07:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by kat...grrr... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A friend to the animals, we applaud her!
But we had some rain in the evening, Leon
2006-11-27 08:47:52 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋