My friend walked towards me all gaytardedly and I asked what he was doing and he wouldn't answer me and I said stop and he kept walking towards me with his head tilted and his mouth open and I said I am warning you all dramatically and then he BIT me! I don't know how to say this but I am starting to feel funny, sorta lightheaded and I can't think straight and I'm starting to drool, moan, am unable to control my actions and bowels. Do... do you think I'm caught the STUPID??? *moans* BRAINS.... BRAAAAIIINS....
2006-11-26 19:37:30 · 13 answers · asked by Eating My Scab! 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
Yes. I seriously think you've caught the stupid. Here's how to tell: stand about ten feet away from a full length mirror and start walking. If you notice yourself approaching the mirror in a gaytarded fashion, then you may need to contact a doctor. Or a priest.
2006-11-26 19:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by S K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you're having are serious anxiety issues concerning an incident that seems so "stupid" it's hard to believe. If in fact, this story you told is true, this "friend" of yours is no friend. Any one who intentionally hurts another person has serious issues. And since you are so worked up on this matter, you are paranoid. So YES, see a doctor and get something to make you less anxious.
2006-11-27 03:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by beautyofthesea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, you caught the stupid. Quickly run to the highest point you can find and throw yourself off it. It's the only way to save humanity. (This cure only works if you fall for more then 10 seconds.)
2006-11-27 04:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by Izzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question certainly makes you look stupid. I'd see a doctor to get a definitive diagnosis of stupidity.
2006-11-27 10:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he penatrate the skin?
I'm just kidding.
Stop being an idiot before before I give you a virus you will never be able to get out of.
2006-11-27 03:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Desert Rose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, you can't even get your verb tense to agree with the rest of your dumbass story. I don't think you caught the virus, I think you gave it to your friend.
2006-11-27 03:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by gtrplayer5555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are u taking about?
please clear ur English first
u r awful in narrating.
u r silly
2006-11-27 03:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny.
2006-11-27 03:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Rollercoaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see your doctor asap.
2006-11-27 03:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go see a doc plsssss
2006-11-27 03:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by mane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋