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What about if we're more than just friends?

2006-11-25 18:49:53 · 17 answers · asked by blondepiaga 1 in Health Diseases & Conditions STDs

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DEAR HUMAN
ONLY ONE KIND MONKEY(GOLDEN)HAVE THIS VIRUS
IF YOU LIVIG NEAR ZOO MAY BE SAND FLY BIT MONKEY AND LATE BIT YOU MAY BE YOU INFFECTED .IF YOU HAVE MONKY AND PLAY WITH MONKEY (OR INTERCORSE)WITH YOUR MONKEY
MAY BE YOU GEAT AIDS, A SPOT BLOOD INFECTET BY HIV VIRUS CAN LIVIG 10 DAY ON ANY SURFACE (WALL. GROUND.PEN) ANATHER ANIMAL ARE SAEFE . REZA

2006-12-01 06:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by reza y 2 · 0 0

HELLS NO! So yeah the whole thing started with a monkey bite, but you can't get AIDS from just petting a monkey.... even if you are "more than friends" you really shouldn't do a monkey!

2006-11-25 18:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by movie guru, tv master 2 · 1 0

NO, NO, AND NO AGAIN !! I have two monkeys, both new world species. The only monkey that you might contract an illness from is a macaque, which they carry the hepititas B viruse, then they would either have to bite you, or somehow bodily fluids from the monkey would come into contact with any of your mucous membranes. Monkeys take a bad rap for something that just isn't true !

2006-11-25 18:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by iamjaycee 2 · 0 0

It is true that it is thought that HIV (which does not cause disease is monkeys) was transmitted from monkeys to humans via a bite but it is not possible to contract HIV from petting a monkey even if you are more than just friends unless you exchange blood, body fluids, and or have sexual relations with the monkey. Of course if the monkey is HIV negative (or simian virus negative) then there is not risk under any circumstances.

2006-11-25 18:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by john e russo md facm faafp 7 · 0 0

Petting monkeys, no. Spanking monkeys...perhaps

2006-11-25 18:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by Devo 4 · 0 0

Yes, thats how I got my aids. Stupid monkey.

2006-11-30 17:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by nick4thompson 1 · 0 0

Eh, depends if the monkey has AIDS. If he does, =/ sad to see ya go buddy.

2006-11-25 18:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by MissCandii 1 · 0 0

NO, monkeys carry s.i.v.(simian immune virus) it can only be passed to other monkeys what humans have is H.I.V. (Human immune virus) which is the virus that causes AIDS key word;Human

2006-11-26 01:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by mr.cholito 3 · 0 0

nicely in case you had intercourse inclusive of your puppy monkey then THATS WHAT YOU GET why might you are trying this with a monkey besides sorry if that's mean and RETARD^^^^^^ you're so rasist!!!!!!!! no longer you the guy who replied the question^^^^^

2016-10-17 13:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by canevazzi 4 · 0 0

only if it is a carrier and it bites or spits at you and you have open sore or wound, you know transfer of body fluids

2006-11-29 02:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by kat 2 · 0 0

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