WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMAN'S PERFECT REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
2006-11-23 23:29:30 · 22 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great!!!....men...so easy to insult!!!
2006-11-23 23:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the latter - it was funny!!!
A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
After knocking back a few drinks,
he goes over to the new guy and asks him:
"So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"
To which the new husband replied:
"It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it's all brand new".
2006-11-24 03:41:57 · answer #2 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When will we learn that women have to have the last word in any arguement anything after that is just the start of a new one !!!!
p.s. Like the last one !
2006-11-23 23:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kent Adams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish my husband was on the back of the milk carton, don't you ?
2006-11-24 01:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO... Actually enjoyed both parts 1&2 .... Must be male and copy, paste and print for my missus to read later.
2006-11-23 23:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Boring Old Fart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-24 01:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow !!! They were real funny and hilarious...Imaginative and patient brain to collect and post these ones !! Enjoyed ! LOL !!
2006-11-24 00:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is an excellent joke, i have never heard that one b4, i hope there is a part 3 too
2006-11-24 00:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gets both my thumbs up for the last 1
but didnt get the first one though
2006-11-23 23:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao men are fun to insult they should have a women/men category on here it would be hillarious....by chance do you have part 3?
2006-11-23 23:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drum roll. Cymbals. Thank you. Thank you. These are the jokes folks. :)
2006-11-23 23:32:33 · answer #11 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋