at the gates of Heaven when she heard an awful screaming sound," whats that screaming"? she asked.
"Oh thats just the angels having big holes drilled in their backs for the wings and little holes in their heads for the halo's"
"Oh dear that sounds bad" said the girl "I think i'd rather go to hell."
" Oh you dont wanna go there" said St Peter "cause you will get raped and sodomized," Its ok" she said Iv'e already got holes for that."
2006-11-23 22:52:17 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats brilliant well done you 10 /10
2006-11-23 23:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funni grose and sad all at the same time
2006-11-24 06:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by ~lovelovelove~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Egads!~
Can't wait to tell this one at the office! It gives new meaning to the word "holy".
2006-11-24 06:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for makin me laugh on such a horrible day
2006-11-24 06:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by pinkdragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny.
2006-11-24 07:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 07:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny.. twisted yet funny
2006-11-24 06:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by red.one9luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow !
2006-11-24 10:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny!!! are you sick in the head
2006-11-24 07:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by saved 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funni
2006-11-24 06:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋