Because you need a heart to love him.
A diamond to wed him.
A club to beat him with.
And a spade to bury him in the back garden.
ONLY KIDDIN
2006-11-23 22:27:39 · 11 answers · asked by missshortly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really gd!!
♥ it!
lol
spesh the diamond bit ;O)
2006-11-23 22:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty good though, even if u r jokin, also a man has 52 faces, 1 for each lie he makes
2006-11-23 22:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And 4 Queens to treat him right ;)
2006-11-23 22:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by Screaminfiero 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 7/10
2006-11-23 22:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought you were gonna say because he has 52 faces.
2006-11-23 22:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Titan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh it's all man bashing today!
Do you all have the same time of the month. Hee Hee
2006-11-24 01:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. You gave me a chuckle with my coffee this morning.
2006-11-23 22:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MENtal illness
MENtal breakdown
MENstral cramps
MENopause
GUYnocologist
Histerectomy
Ever notice how women's problems start with MEN???
2006-11-27 09:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that rett funni
2006-11-23 22:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by grace g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now THAT makes sense.
good one lol
2006-11-23 22:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋