jokes 4 u:D
1. comin from da soviet union, i was not prepared 4 da huge variety of stuff available in UK marts. On my 1st shooppin trip, i saw powdered milk-U just add water n u get milk. Nxt i saw powdered orange juice- u add water n u get orange juice.
then i saw Baby Powder n i thot Wot a country!!!
2.a girl foned me n said"*** on over. there's nobody home."I went over. Nobody was home!!
3. 2 cures 4 love :
1)don't c him. dont fone or rite a letter 2 him.
2)da easy way : get 2 kno him Better.!!
4)On arrivin home from work, a man finds his wife with da milkman.da man shouts"wot on earth r u doin?" "see??", sighed da woman 2 da man lyin nxt 2 her." didn't i tell u dat he doesnt kno da 1st thing about sex????" :P
2006-11-23 21:51:29 · 11 answers · asked by ToXiC 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dats "come" in da 2nd joke where u see da asterisks.
2006-11-23 21:59:00 · update #1
baby powder, omg, we're in trouble now!
3. sorry ain't no cure, just do it and learn.
all cute, thx for the chuckle
2006-11-23 22:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it somewhat is named SCATERGORIES....for all and sundry you may desire to think of of something that suits the class yet nonetheless starts off WITH the 1st LETTER OF YOUR call! PLEASE in basic terms solutions THIS mutually with your outcomes FOR THE SCATTERGORIES! it somewhat is in basic terms 4 exciting! additionally could be actual places AND NAMES! one million. what's your call? Robyn 2. A 4 letter word: highway 3. A motor vehicle: variety Rover 4. A city: Richmond 5. A boy's call: Ronald 6. a woman's call: Rayna 7. Alcoholic drink: Rum 8. An occupation: roof craftsman 9. something you place on: rings 10. a action picture star: Rachel McAdams 11. A nutrients: Rhubarb (ew) 12. something present day in a bathing room: Razors 13. reason for being previous due: somewhat sick 14. something you shout: Robitussin! 15. An animal: Rabbit (chuffed easter!) sixteen. A physique area: Radius bone 17. word to describe your self: Ridiculous
2016-10-13 00:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
but still wondering y asteriks were put in da plce of come or did u spell it as k u m?okay still wonderin
2006-11-23 22:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prianca, you must be an Indian, I think.........the way you write the English........some jokes are good ...........hahaha..
2006-11-23 22:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 23:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only some were funny.
2006-11-23 22:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by melissa renston 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaa
2006-11-23 22:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool ones ;)
2006-11-23 21:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he.bravo.
2006-11-23 21:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not tht funny.........//
2006-11-23 22:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by logu - 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋