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What if I'd just asked Santa if I could have YOU for Christmas?

2006-11-23 21:13:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

i would be scared yes, but j doesnt live next to me at the mo. xxx

2006-11-23 21:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I wouldn't be scared but by the time I got to you I would be livid. Honestly, snatching me out of bed like that, as if I don't have enough trouble sleeping. And you, what gives you the right to ask for me for Christmas? Do you not know how much of a handful I am?

2006-11-23 22:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0 0

I don't think Santa actually stuffs people IN his bag - rather he gives them presents...or perhaps I have the wrong end of the stick. Merry Christmas! (and watch out for fat men)

2006-11-23 21:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by hello772345 2 · 0 1

It's abit To Late For That....cause i Already asked santa, i Want you....hehehehehee:p

2006-11-23 21:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I wpuld be scared to death!!
first, i dont know you....second if Santa will not tell his purpose..... i might fight back..... may be the cause of death of the poor big fat man!!! i know karate.... so watch out!!!!

2006-11-23 21:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by bugi 6 · 0 0

I would ask him not stuff me in the bag so my hair and clothes won't get mess up.I will follow him in his reindeer cart to meet you

2006-11-23 21:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by Janet Y 3 · 0 0

I would be very very scared.And then I will give out one heck of a piercing scream, that may just shatter his ear drums.

2006-11-23 21:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0 1

Thats nice, creepy but nice.

2006-11-23 21:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0 0

anywhere is better than my bedroom. not interested in u though

2006-11-23 23:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0 0

I thought you were refering to fungus the bogeyman

2006-11-23 21:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by comicbookrob 3 · 0 0

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