aaarrrrggghhhhhh. goofy look on my face.... It won't let me go to the avatar page to change mine so i don't stay stuck with this goofy look on my face right now. Please someone cheer me up.
2006-11-23 19:38:00 · 8 answers · asked by Cyndi Storm 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-11-24 04:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here is good joke for you
A business man was boarding a plane to Japan, and his seat happened to be next to a rather pretty blond. Despite the fact that the blond appeared to be tired and trying to get some shut eye, the man decided to start up a conversation.
"I tell you what" said the man to the blond, "we will take turns asking each other questions, if I ask you a question and you get it wrong, you will give me 5$ dollars, if you ask ME a question, and I get it wrong, I will give you 100 dollars" (the man figured that since she was a blond, it was only fair that she should pay less)
The blond, figuring it was the only way to get some peace agreed. "Okey" the man asked "what has 4 legs in the beggining, 2 in the middle and three in the end?" A man, the blond replied, in the begging the man is baby, so he crawls on all fours. then he learns to walk on 2 legs. then when he is old, he has a cane, 3 legs
Impressed, the man informed the blond it was her turn. So the blond asked "what has 3 legs, climbs a mountain on tweny, and hops on one foot?" the blond then turned around and went asleep. baffled the man sat there thinking, he texted all his friends and did an internet search. Finally, an hour later, he woke the blond up and handed her the 100$ dollars. "your riddle baffled me, what is the answer?" the blond then silently handed him 5$
2006-11-23 21:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a panda came in arestaurant and ordered food. the waiter bought him the food. after the panda finished eating, heshot the waiter n started to leave the restaurant. the manager, seeing this, asked him furiosly-"What did you do that for?"
panda-"look in the dictionary for my name"
the manager checked the description of the panda. in the last line it was written-"lives in dense forests. "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"(meant that he ate shoots and leaves of a tree) liked it??
2006-11-23 22:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the last thing Jesus said to his disciples at the Last Supper???
Better get on this side of the table if you want to be in the picture...
2006-11-23 19:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by drgolfmd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what I use to think. I'm okay with my looks now.
2006-11-23 19:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. What am I, your joke-telling monkey?
2006-11-23 19:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bastardo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn, what was u saying again?
2006-11-23 19:45:16 · answer #7 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 19:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋