An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,
"You sh*g her again."
2006-11-23 19:13:58 · 22 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha........I never miss a joke posted by you......and you have not failed in your effort to make us laugh..........thanks for the laugh...
good 1.........lmao
2006-11-23 22:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as sex is in the media, on the internet, in every movie/television show-teens are going to see it, think is is appealing and do it. Parents should have conversations with their teens about sex, protection, etc. I think if welfare did not make it so easy for everyone, not just teens to pop out a baby and woman actually had to start working and raising their children the right way, the pregnancy rate would decrease drastically. In all reality, there is not much more we can do besides educate our youth and pray for the best.
2016-05-22 21:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!
2006-11-23 19:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. I enjoyed the British expressions in this joke, which can easily be adapted to any region on the planet.
Uhh, what's the question?
2006-11-23 19:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
still i fink dat woz a gud 1
but kinda discustin, like y wud she have it off wiv a man that has grayin hair
euw
2006-11-23 22:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Very funny.
2006-11-23 20:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, very funny.
Does reading it in a British accent make it funnier?
2006-11-23 19:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Daddy's thinking fast isn't he? I wonder if his daughter would be happy about that or not?
2006-11-23 19:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real cracker 10/10 lol lol lol
2006-11-23 21:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good one
2006-11-23 21:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋