"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks
"Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now."
Was it Brenda O'Malley?
I cannot say.
Was it Patricia Kelly?
I'll never tell.
Was it Sheilah O'Brien?
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Kathleen Morgan?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers
"What'd you get?"
Timmy replies
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."
2006-11-23 18:59:25 · 23 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl 10/10 keep them rolling
2006-11-23 19:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one! Timmy is the clever one!!
2006-11-24 03:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Nice
2006-11-24 05:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard a similar joke.It is a good joke
2006-11-24 03:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by riya s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay, funny
2006-11-24 05:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha Three hail Mary's and two Our Father's for you I think
2006-11-24 07:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! One of the best I've heard....keep it up!
2006-11-24 03:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 03:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're on a roll today
2006-11-24 04:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-11-24 12:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋