Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!".
When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.
So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under! the ship, and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces. The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were floating in the ocean. The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still alive, but I've! got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp down all the sailors!".
That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at her man and said, "Oh no... I agreed to the blo* job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen."
2006-11-23 18:33:49 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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fell of my chair and nearly collapsed because laughed so hard
2006-11-23 19:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the male whale ejaculates 90 gallons of sea men but only 10% enters the female and you wonder why the sea tasts soo salty
2006-11-24 01:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too smart she was !!! She knew swallowing Seamen may not be hygenec all the time !!! Too funny ! What an imagination and presentation ?! Excellent punchline to end the joke !!! Absolutely delighted and had a hearty laugh !!! Thanks !
2006-11-23 18:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 all the way!
2006-11-23 22:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.I keep remembering and have a little giggle
2006-11-23 20:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10 keep them coming
2006-11-23 18:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thanks
2006-11-23 18:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by HeavenLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats Hilarious!!lol:D
2006-11-23 18:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-11-24 05:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 21:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋