I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days."
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fcuk off.
2006-11-23 18:19:22 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's really funny..........lol
2006-11-23 18:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to know how to get your ex back? Change yourself. Don't worry about changing other people, worry about changing yourself. Go to https://tr.im/TayIk
Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.
The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.
Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.
2016-04-28 22:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by eva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I got to admit. It made me laugh out loud. Very fun, if you don't take things too seriously. I could see a stand up comedian saying that. It would be great.
2006-11-23 18:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by jay_p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite right too, 10 / 10
2006-11-23 18:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....Nothing unusual !!! Even Beasts also want a beauty to Fcuk !!! Well you were no exception to that !!! Appreciate your frankness !!! Ha Ha Ha....
2006-11-23 18:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd thanx 10/10
2006-11-23 18:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny - but not very nice at the same time. she could be pulling your leg! every thought of that?
2006-11-23 18:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sexist, but very funny I PML!
2006-11-23 22:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never fails to put a smile on my face!
2006-11-23 19:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 21:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 20:10:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋