A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs,and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hello!!," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
2006-11-23 17:18:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey dude, this is one of the funniest blonde jokes that I have heard in a long time.....ty
2006-11-23 18:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Telling a reliable blonde shaggy dog tale benefits a reliable blond shaggy dog tale as an answer - so right here is going- A Blond is going to a business corporation get mutually and wins a thermos as a gamble prize. She asks her co-worker, "what's a thermos for?" He says "It keeps warm issues warm and chilly issues chilly." "Oh, large she says!" the subsequent day at artwork, she brings it such as her. Her boss, who's likewise a blond, says "what's that?" The Blond says "it really is a thermos." Her boss asks her, "what's that for then?" She says "It keeps warm issues warm and chilly issues chilly." Her boss asks her, "What do you've in it?" The blond says, "2 cups of espresso and a ice lolly."
2016-11-29 10:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......typical blonde jokes, I liked it.........nice one.......lol
here is one for you:
There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.
God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."
So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.
Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.
On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.
Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".
2006-11-23 17:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually thats pretty clever names for watch dogs, its kinda cute and its funny, and it doesnt sound bad, pretend with me, "hear rollex, come on timex" its not that bad, i'd do it!
2006-11-23 17:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats cute. Peace out. L8Rz. Luv/Kodi
2006-11-23 17:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kodi F 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL thats funny
2006-11-23 17:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha not funny im a blonde
2006-11-23 17:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funnny! i luv blond jokes
2006-11-23 17:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-23 22:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, but no ha ha!
2006-11-23 17:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋