How many people would be pissed off if i told them i was a satanist?

Answer 1

certainly not me and I would likely welcome you as a neighbour


Required observances, dietary restrictions: None. Non-theistic Satanists generally practice hedonism or indulgence as a matter of faith.

Code of Conduct: Satanists of the COS follow the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth:

1 Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2 Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.
3 When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4 If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5 Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6 Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the person and he cries out to be relieved.
7 Acknowledge the power of magic if you have used it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8 Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9 Do not harm little children.
10 Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.
11 When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Answer 2

Almost all of the people I know are satanists, I in contrast am a Christian who used to be a satanist.

Most people don't even know they are satanists, but they live a perfectly satanic lifstyle, openly and proudly, all the while thinking that they are good people. Many of them even go to church every sunday and pray in Jesus name. Now those types piss me off.

You, on the other hand, there will always be forgiveness waiting for you when you are ready.
Hey, at least live in the truth. You can't help but to find the way, in the truth.

Answer 3

probably the ones who are close to you and want to see you do certain things. Your parents would probably top the list. As far as the rest of the world, I doubt anyone really thinks about it. No offense. But you know to be a satanist you still have to believe in god. Come on. You know better.

Answer 4

I'd believe you if you said you were bored. I don't believe you are a satanist. Pissed? No. Maybe just feel sorry for you. However if you are, I will still love you even if I don't agree with you.

Answer 5

Should we take a show of hands? Remember though, the flesh(satan) dies and the Spirit(of Truth) lives. You probably can't imagine standing before a power so omnipotent and Divine, but as long as you have breadth, you still have a chance.
To Boz, There must be a mutant strain in my arena, their envious, arrogant antigonizers.

Answer 6

What a joke ! Whether u r a follower of Satan or Jesus or God, u
r an illiterate person. The real intelligent person will embrace scientology and reject all religions & devil worship. There is only 1 GOD in this universe-SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY. There is no existence of the soul pre-birth & post-death. We, human beings, come from nowhere & go nowhere.

Answer 7

Everyone that wasn't a satanist.

Answer 8

You will offend more than piss off, and since you will be out numbered, more than likely will be shunned. I personally have encountered santanists, and I do not like to be around them, just as you wouldn`t care to be around me. It is a choice.

Answer 9

there are millions of satans in this planet
and billions of followers too.

Thier chief is GWB and thier underdog is Blair.

Guys like you dont even count. LOL

Answer 10

I enjoy a nice warm brandy-wine,a fine cigar,and a little masturbation as much as the next man I suppose............Oh! That wasn't what you were asking,sorry.