what is the worst pickup line you have ever heard? i am just curious...
2006-11-23 16:21:47 · 26 answers · asked by bigbob33 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
c'mon keep um coming...
2006-11-23 16:35:34 · update #1
do u know karate cuz ur body is kickin' ha ha
2006-11-23 16:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by hot_kokoa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok properly....right that's a set of pickup strains and comebacks. guy: the place have you ever been all my life? lady: Hiding from you. guy: have not I viewed you someplace earlier? lady: definite, it quite is why i do no longer pass there anymore. guy: is this seat empty? lady: definite, and this one would be in case you're taking a seat. guy: your place or mine? lady: the two. You pass to yours, and that i will pass to mine. guy: So, what do you do for a dwelling? lady: i'm a girl impersonator. guy: hi toddler, what's your sign? lady: do no longer enter. guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? lady: Unfertilized. guy: Your physique is nearly a temple. lady: Sorry, there are no longer any amenities right this moment guy: i might pass to the top of the international for you. lady: yet might you reside there? guy: If i could see you bare, i might die satisfied. lady: If I observed you bare, i might probable die giggling. guy: If i could rearrange the alphabet i might positioned u and that i at the same time lady: particularly, i might positioned f and u at the same time
2016-12-13 13:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your question is the funniest pick up line and then you want the worst?? I am curious as to which answer you want!!!
2006-11-23 16:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorites:
Slap someone on the butt and say, "Is this seat taken?"
"Gimme some pussy, I know you got it on ya."
Point to a guy's arms and say "I hope you don't get in trouble for having those guns."
2006-11-23 16:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.. hi my name is.... ( LAME )
2006-11-24 15:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard of the name "ann" before
cracked me up
I've blocked the worst.
2006-11-23 16:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one is I heard yesterday: "Can't I be that guy to bring you across the water." The thing is this there was no water.
2006-11-23 16:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by Diabla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest question ever!!!!!! Mine is.....
Are you from Tennesee, because your the only Ten I see.
2006-11-23 16:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a bandade cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you.HAHAHA What an idiot
2006-11-23 16:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Wise woman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word for today is legs, so spread the word.
2006-11-23 16:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You say: do you know the difference between pizza and a good f#ck?
She says: no
You say: Do you want to have pizza?
2006-11-23 16:23:45 · answer #11 · answered by Fitz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋