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2006-11-23 16:12:08 · 26 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Do I look like an F-ing donkey? Crazy Xtian...

2006-11-23 16:15:48 · update #1

Hi Juan Valdez's Donkey!!

2006-11-23 16:16:25 · update #2

26 answers

Of course not!!!!
When asses make noise, you could clear the room.

2006-11-23 16:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by devlsadvoct 2 · 4 2

Yes, one could. The donkey belonged to the prophet Balaam. Balaam was hired by an enemy of the Children of Israel to curse the Israelites so the enemy could beat them in war.

While Balaam was riding his donkey to the meeting with the enemies of the Israelites the donkey suddenly stopped in the middle of the road. Balaam beat the donkey and it took a step and then stopped again. Balaam became furious and beat the donkey again. Again it took a step and stopped. Now Balaam began beating the donkey again but this time the donkey turned its head around and asked Balaam why he was beating the donkey! The donkey said that he had done nothing wrong in stopping---that there was an Angel of the Lord standing in the middle of the road in front of them and if the donkey had continued towards the meeting with Israel's enemies the Angel would've killed Balaam with its fiery sword! Balaam's eyes were opened then--and he saw the angel there barring the way!

2006-11-24 00:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gods voice spoke through the donkey, to the man..
It's a spiritual thing

2006-11-24 00:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0 0

No, not normally. The only known talking animals are parrots.

The movie Shrek has a talking donkey though.

2006-11-24 00:14:05 · answer #4 · answered by Puggy 7 · 0 1

I've seen one on the forum that does

Miss mouth.....there is a donkey on the fourm who post questions. Why always the attitude and mouth????

2006-11-24 00:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of *** that will bring a tear to your eye.

2006-11-24 00:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Donkeys can not talk, however jackasses never shut up ;)

And no that's not aimed at you personally, just an observation...

2006-11-24 00:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by nuthnbettr2do0128 5 · 1 1

I saw one talking to me yesterday dude. Right after I was reading the Bible...

2006-11-24 00:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Balasm's could. Numbers 22:28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ***, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
I Cr 13;8a
11-23-6

2006-11-24 00:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 6 2

When I was a kid there was a series of movies about Francis the talking mule (showing my age here).

2006-11-24 00:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 2 1

I also like the one about the enormous fire-breathing hippopotamus with glowing eyes.

2006-11-24 00:16:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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