haha i love to hear lame pick up lines, and i just want to hear everyones best one... =]
2006-11-23 15:41:12 · 26 answers · asked by Ally 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
here's some.............
1. Gurl you look like a parking ticket...you got FINE written all ova you.
2. Im not Fred Flinstone, but i'll make your bed rock gurl!
3. Can I plant a garden and put my tulips and your tulips together
4. You must work at Subway.... Cause you just gave me a foot long!
2006-11-23 15:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by PJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never been given a pickup line, but the lamest one Ive heard on TV is just the basic " are you tired, because youve been running through my mind all day" I think thats really lame. And pitiful.
2016-05-22 21:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should I give you anything?
I want to save all my LAME PICK UPS for myself!
Oh! That's not what you meant!
My fav...
Can I have you number?
I lost mine.
Second fav...
Are your legs tired?
You've been running though my mind ...all day!
Dumbest!
Baby Girl! Can I drink your bathwater?
(I think the guy who came up with that last one died a virgin!)
2006-11-23 15:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright here it goes complete with story to accompany it. I was working as a cocktail waitress in a redneck bar in North Florida and there was a "regular" who had taken a liking to me, this guy was so back-woods he had 4 good teeth and three of them were in his pocket, one night he walks up to me and says (please when you read this and you hear it in your head use a white trash, redneck garbled voice) Baby you're like a trophy bass.....I don't know if I want to mount you or eat you ewwwww
2006-11-23 15:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you like your eggs cooked? I need to know so I can cook breakfast for you in the morning.
Hope this one is lame enough, what's your favorite?
2006-11-23 15:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Big Daddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my number can I have yours
or
I need a map cause I'm lost in your eyes
my friend(a girl) said the 1st one to me I'm just like well I need a map cause I'm lost in your eyes shes just started cracking up...lmao good times good times....
2006-11-23 15:56:51 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my best one i have heard- not used
- if your left leg is easter and your right leg is christmas can i spend some time in between the holidays
or the bluntest one was
nice shoes want a f@ck
2006-11-23 15:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight or do u want me to walk by again lol
2006-11-23 15:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here, let me clear off a place for you to sit. Then wipe your face with a napkin.
2006-11-23 15:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by PS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come sit on my lap, we'll talk about whatever pops up.
disclaimer: i am not responsible/liable for any guy that gets injured physically or emotionally for actually trying this and expecting it to work.
2006-11-23 15:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by Thrumper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋