Just say, right, you are out horse riding in the forest. You go for miles and miles when all of a sudden the horse stops. You get off to see whats going on, and you notice the horse is in a state of great arousal. He looks at you with big sad brown eyes, and its obvious he has a need that has to be attended to. As you dont want to walk all the way back, and theres nobody around you think what the hey. So you commence manual stimulation, when all of a sudden you become aware that somebody is watching you. It turns out its the park ranger and he's having similar problems with his horse, except that he has no arms and so cant treat his horse to the same effect. Its getting dark and you want to be heading back, so what do you do?
2006-11-23 14:32:21 · 6 answers · asked by fnqbigboy 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lmfa your a sicko for sure. Try to find him a female quick, lol
2006-11-23 14:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by prettyfalcon197 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just when I think I've heard it all...
My advice? Quit drinking, and get some sleep.
2006-11-23 22:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...do u have a lotta time on ur hands to think of that question
2006-11-23 22:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by shukie313 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a good shrink
2006-11-23 22:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by rottie110 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need a hobby
2006-11-23 22:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
2006-11-23 22:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋