Apparently I need to wear a cat-suit, provide my own litter box, and bring a crate of albacore tuna, too...........
2006-11-23 13:43:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
A cat has chosen you as the one. You are obviously a superior human being. She is whisking you away to another planet so you can be cross bred with a cat. The reason is because you have thumbs, pockets and money. Cats see this as an advantage in the supermarket and at home. They can not buy cat food or pay for it because they have no pockets to put the money in nor are they able to operate a can opener.
You will be a boon to their economy and you will be worshiped as a God.
Enjoy the praise b/c you certainly will not get it here on earth from a cat. Cats here are very self-centered and actually EXPECT humans to do their bidding.
Have a good journey but watch out for dissenting cats who may violently disagree with the cross breeding. They may resort to burning crosses on your land and hanging your protege.
Peace.
2006-11-24 01:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I wouldn't trust her... she's a cat. While they're wonderful creatures, they're primarily self-centered. While I'm sure she likes you a lot, I have the feeling you're going to get ambushed by the all neighbourhood cats, tied up and taken photos of in compromising positions in a cat suit while they feast on the albacore you unwittingly brought them and poop in your shiny new litter box. If she was a dog I'd say trust her but then she'd probably forget to pick you up....
2006-11-23 21:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You've posted this in the wrong section.. This subject matter obviously belongs in Home > Cars & Transportation > Commuting.
Since your asking for help in how to dress for the trip and what to take.
I hope you enjoy the trip. Be sure to bring a couple of cat toys too, long trip can get quite boring.
2006-11-23 21:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by Old guy 124 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like their just looking for free supplies. I don't think i'd fall for it, i suspect once they have your goodies they are going to release you into outer space in your cat suit and let the dogstar have it's way with you. They'll be sitting in your litter box doing their business, eating your tuna, and laughing at you getting you azz chewed off. Don't Do It!
2006-11-23 21:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry it's perfectly normal. LOL.
2006-11-24 03:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, can you come by and pick me up?
2006-11-23 21:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by xenomorphic 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh my... are you serious? Well, that can only mean one thing... someone must have put some LSD in your turkey.
2006-11-23 21:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
This is not a legitimate question; in fact it is silly. If you have a valid question please ask it and I am sure we will try our best to help you.
2006-11-23 21:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by dazed&confused 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋