Good excuse: You have no greater ambition in life than to be the french fry cook at McDonald's, so you have no use for all that pesky edjumakashun anyways.
(Don't play hooky! You will only hurt yourself!)
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2006-11-23 12:52:32
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answered by I ♥ AUG 6
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This Site Might Help You.
RE:
what are some really great excuses to skip school?
Just anyways they'll come in handy some day
2015-08-16 15:05:49
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answered by Anonymous
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--your head hurts so bad, that u cant lift it
--your stomach feels like a tornado is in there
--fake cough, and sneeze all night.
--don't wake up in the morning
--tell a parent, that you don't have school that day
Thats all I can think of for now. Hope they work!
And forget everything they say....you can skip if you wanta skip!
:) It's good when you need a break, every now and then.
2006-11-23 13:48:04
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answered by Nightmare 1
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-Say you have to go to your uncle's funeral.
-Fake a fever.
-Write a note in GOOD parent handwriting saying you have a dentist appointment at (whatever time).
-If your parents are nice enough, ask for a day off.
2014-03-04 10:15:34
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answered by VideoGameKid123 3
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Call in hungover. Honesty is always the best policy. You do drink excessively...right? You should start now if you don't. 'Cause when your unemployable and live on welfare you'll want to numb the pain of your sad existance. Have a good day!
2006-11-23 12:58:34
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answered by darkangle 2
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There is never a good excuse to skip school. If you're ill or have a funeral to go to then that's fine, but just making excuses so you can be lazy and have a day off is pointless. School isn't that horrible, it'll be over before you know it and you'll wish you had paid attention.
2006-11-23 12:57:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Attending some close friends' relatives funeral.
2006-11-23 12:52:36
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answered by jon_yao 2
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You are having an illness such as cancer, diarrhea, smallpox, and diseases such as that. Or you can say that you overslept and did not hear your alarm clock because you are deaf. Maybe you can also say that you thought that it was the weekend.
2006-11-23 12:53:46
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answered by M 3
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If you get caught skipping school by a cop tell him you want to get used to being in the back of a police car....Don't skip...
2006-11-23 12:57:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Say you have cramps. Then nobody asks you about it because that would be awkward. :]
2006-11-23 12:58:02
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answered by Anonymous
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