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2006-11-23 12:32:36 · 13 answers · asked by Yankee Jeebus 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

As I love you, Laptop Jesus:-)

2006-11-23 12:45:58 · update #1

13 answers

I love you Yankee Jeebus :D

We're kind of like the trinity, except we're missing one!

2006-11-23 12:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 0 0

Well first where are you going? If you plan on dying and coming back then there will be no need to be ready and waiting nor will you have to beep your horn cause you will definitely not be coming back to perform such duties. So if you are going somewhere else I still will not be able to fulfill your duties.

2006-11-23 20:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0 0

If my parents were around, they would make you come in and wait for me uncomfortably on the living room couch, while my mother asked about your family and my father cleaned his hunting rifle for a trifle longer than absolutely necessary.

But I'm all grown up now. Why don't we just meet down at the Tim Hortons?

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2006-11-23 20:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0 0

beep the horn and scream jose get ur butt out this is a ghetto neighborhood

2006-11-23 20:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by jose m 4 · 1 0

ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS OF BEING PUT TO DEATH BY THE WICKED RIGHT UP TO THIS DAY ARE STILL MAKING A JOKE OUT OF THE WORD OF GOD AND ARE SOON GOING TO PAY

2006-11-23 20:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lay off the crack WACK JOB

2006-11-23 20:34:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hold your horses...........I haven't finished putting on my make-up.

2006-11-23 20:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes and yes!

2006-11-23 20:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

are u jesus christ

2006-11-23 20:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by george p 7 · 0 0

no i sure as hell wont

2006-11-23 20:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ziggy Stardust 4 · 0 0

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