Chief says we gunna torture you kill you and make canoe out of your skin u have one last request.......
English guy says give me a knife....gets knife "your not gunna torture me" slits his own throat
Scottish guy says give me a knife.....gets knife "your not gunna kill me" slits his own throat
Irish guy says "give me a fork....your not gunna make a fu..ing canoe out a me, stabbin fork all over his body
2006-11-23 11:08:43 · 10 answers · asked by michael 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol where was the "luck of the irish" I mean he shouldve gotten away. LOL. that was a good one
2006-11-23 11:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come On The Irish
2016-05-23 01:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I was thinking about this joke earlier today, how freaky is that?!
Thanks for the giggle and showing me I'm not the only one thinking of things like this!
2006-11-23 12:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wee bit funny
2006-11-23 11:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a lil bit funny
2006-11-27 04:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by lil me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is alright.
2006-11-23 12:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
top class
2006-11-23 11:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by strawman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nooooo...really baddd joke
2006-11-23 11:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by lottiesmybaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dnt get it
2006-11-23 11:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Thank you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old as the ******* hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-23 11:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋